To Whomever Is Responsible For Green Apple Replacing Lime In Skittles. (or the greatest crime of this century) An Open Letter.
You are quite undoubtedly in the top 50 worst human beings of all time. Literally. You are a war criminal and should be held accountable. You have ruined Skittles for me. Gone are the days of reckless abandon where I could throw handfuls of colored delight into my mouth. No, now there is a sugared coated feces monster lurking amongst my old friends. A putrid bile flavored abomination disguised as magic. Green apple you are bullshit. What was once a perfectly balanced culinary miracle is now a soul crushing crapfest. You, sir or madam, are surely a Dementor come to suck all joy from the world only to replace it with tiny green apple nightmares. Read more